The Bills beat the Rams 37-34 in overtime Monday night. Josh Allen threw only 19 passes and ran for 121 yards in his first career overtime win. By our math, about half his fantasy scoring this season comes from running. Folks, that is the cheat code, and I intend to prove it.
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The Cardinals agreed Sunday to trade Marvin Harrison Jr. and a 2027 seventh-round pick to Houston for 2027 second- and sixth-round picks. He rejoins C.J. Stroud, who vouched for him, and joins a receiving room with four other names in it. Friends, the reunion is good news. Wait for the targets.
Adam Schefter and Ian Rapoport reported Saturday that Arizona is finalizing a deal to trade Marvin Harrison Jr. He is inactive Sunday against Detroit, and as of late morning nothing is final and no team is confirmed. Folks, his price stays this low until somebody announces where he is going, so I am buying.
The Eagles ruled out Saquon Barkley (hamstring) for Sunday's Week 5 game against the Jaguars in London, with Tank Bigsby on injured reserve. Fantasy managers added Will Shipley. Nick Sirianni called Dameon Pierce "an NFL starting running back." Friends, before you start either one, find out which job came open.
The 0-4 Bucs went into Dallas with undrafted rookie Jalon Daniels at quarterback and won 24-16. Bucky Irving ran 21 times for a career-high 165 yards and scored twice on 54 percent of the offensive snaps. Folks, I want the other 46 percent, and I want it before your league reads the snap count.
A viral post about Ben Johnson chugging a soda and crushing the can passed 911,000 impressions. It came from an account whose bio starts with "SATIRE NFL & FOOTBALL NEWS" in capital letters. What Johnson actually did this week was praise Jordan Love. Friends, read the bio first. Then read Friday's injury report.
A.J. Brown and Romeo Doubs are Patriots now, Drake Maye has actual weapons, and they open in Seattle against the reigning champions. The only thing nobody can tell me is who is carrying the football.
Clayton Whitaker · Las Vegas Raiders
“Floor is a word invented by cowards.”
Raiders fan. Bourbon enthusiast. Believes every roster decision is part of a larger moral struggle.
Gordon Earl Maddox · Cleveland Browns
“Never confuse a possibility with a plan.”
Browns fan by inheritance. Distrusts hype, athletic testing, and any rookie described as raw but explosive.